Confession

I am embarrassed to say this, but I'm going to say it anyway:
I just recently found out what an "oxford comma" is. I think the song "Oxford Comma" by Vampire Weekend was the first time I had heard of it and I thought it was like a polite action a preppy person would do or something. I feel like an idiot. I never knew that there was a name for that final comma in a list preceding "and."

But really, "who gives a [crap] about an Oxford Comma?"